I Never Chose the C*** Life Mug

You didn’t choose it. It chose you.
This 11 oz ceramic mug is printed in-house and perfect for coffee, tea, or silently warning others before you’ve had caffeine. Microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and brutally honest—though handwashing is recommended to keep the print looking sharp (unlike your mood before coffee).

Content Warning:
This mug contains strong language and adult humour. Not suitable for children or easily offended guests.

Details:
• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Printed in-house
• Microwave safe
• Dishwasher safe (handwashing recommended to preserve the design)