⚠️ ( Offensive Language ) ⚠️ Someone Loves You… (Not Me) Teddy Bear – 8 Inch

Looking for a gift that says “I care”… while also saying “you’re a bit of a menace”? Meet our hilariously honest 8-inch funny teddy bear, designed for people who appreciate sarcasm, dark humour, and gifts that definitely aren’t boring.

This soft plush bear comes dressed in a removable white t-shirt featuring our cheeky two-sided design:

Front: Someone loves you
Back: Not me… I think you’re a c*nt

Perfect. No notes.

Each t-shirt is printed in-house, so you’re getting a quality, hand-finished product made with care (and questionable humour). The shirt is fully removable, meaning your bear can go au naturel or swap outfits if the mood strikes 🧸

Whether you’re shopping for a rude Valentine’s gift, a funny birthday present, an alternative anniversary surprise, or just something ridiculous for your best mate, this novelty teddy bear delivers laughs every time.

Why you’ll love it:

• 🧸 8 inch plush teddy bear – compact, cuddly, and comedy-sized

• 👕 Removable t-shirt with bold, long-lasting print

• 🖨️ T-shirt printed in house for consistent quality

• 😈 Perfect for fans of rude gifts, sarcastic humour & novelty plush

• 🎁 Great as a gag gift, funny Valentine’s present, or cheeky friendship gift

This is not your average cute teddy bear. This is a funny teddy bear gift for adults with that sort of sense of humour.

Add one to your basket today and give someone a cuddle… followed by a reality check 🙌🏻