Personalised “C* List” Certificate** & Matching Envelope

🍷 The Ultimate “C* List” Certificate – Personalised & Savage** 🍷

Let’s face it – some people don’t just miss the Nice List… they’ve gone way past Naughty and landed themselves straight onto the C* List**. And Santa’s not holding back.

Printed on A4 premium card and personalised with the (un)lucky recipient’s name, this no-nonsense certificate delivers festive truth bombs in the most gloriously offensive way possible. Whether they’ve been a nightmare flatmate, a drama-fuelled mate, or just an all-round pain in the baubles, this is the Christmas gift they never knew they needed.

Delivered with a matching red envelope, it’s the ultimate adult novelty gift for friends, partners, or colleagues who can take a joke (and probably deserve it). Perfect for Secret Santa, boozy Christmas parties, or winding up that one mate who always pushes it too far.

🔥 Features:

• A4 size, premium quality card

• Personalised with any name

• Brutal, hilarious, and definitely not for kids

• Includes red envelope for maximum “official” effect

Forget socks and smellies – this is the kind of Christmas gift they’ll never forget. 🎅🍻