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Personalised “C* List” Certificate** & Matching Envelope
£4.50
🍷 The Ultimate “C* List” Certificate – Personalised & Savage** 🍷
Let’s face it – some people don’t just miss the Nice List… they’ve gone way past Naughty and landed themselves straight onto the C* List**. And Santa’s not holding back.
Printed on A4 premium card and personalised with the (un)lucky recipient’s name, this no-nonsense certificate delivers festive truth bombs in the most gloriously offensive way possible. Whether they’ve been a nightmare flatmate, a drama-fuelled mate, or just an all-round pain in the baubles, this is the Christmas gift they never knew they needed.
Delivered with a matching red envelope, it’s the ultimate adult novelty gift for friends, partners, or colleagues who can take a joke (and probably deserve it). Perfect for Secret Santa, boozy Christmas parties, or winding up that one mate who always pushes it too far.
🔥 Features:
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A4 size, premium quality card
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Personalised with any name
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Brutal, hilarious, and definitely not for kids
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Includes red envelope for maximum “official” effect
Forget socks and smellies – this is the kind of Christmas gift they’ll never forget. 🎅🍻