Twinkle Twinkle - RUDE SWEARY Mug

⭐ Twinkle Twinkle Little… Wait, What?! ⭐

The Mug for When Subtlety Just Isn’t Your Thing

Introducing the ultimate passive-aggressive (or just straight-up aggressive) gift: our “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, What a C*nt I Think You Are” mug.
Perfect for coworkers, exes, siblings, or literally anyone who has earned this level of poetic honesty.

Printed in-house with love, sarcasm, and probably a bit of caffeine, this mug is designed to brighten your morning… and potentially ruin someone else’s. ✨

☕ Product Highlights:

• 11oz ceramic mug – the perfect size for coffee, tea, or pure spite.

• Microwave safe – because life is too short for cold coffee or cold feelings.

• Dishwasher safe – but if you really want to keep the print looking fabulous, hand washing is highly recommended.

• Crisp, bold print – starring cute little glowing stars to disguise your savage message.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Secret Santa (if you’re feeling chaotic)

• “Just because” gifts

• Friends with dark humour

• Yourself — because self-care comes in many forms

Let this mug do the talking so you don’t have to.
Go on — add to cart and make someone’s day… questionable. ⭐